Funny email applys to work

Better than a flu shot!
Miss Beatrice the church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness by all.
One afternoon the pastor came for a visit. She took him into her quaint little sitting room. She invited him to sit and went to prepare tea.
As he sat facing her old hammor organ the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water of all things floated a condom.
When she returned with the tea and scones they began to chat. The pastor tried hard to ignore it but soon it got the best of him. He had to ask!
"Miss Beatrice", he asked " I wonder if you would tell me about that bowl on the organ?"
"Oh, yes," she replied "Isn't it wonderful?!" "I was walking through the park one day and I found this little package on the ground." The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that would prevent the spread of disease." "Do you know that I haven't had the flu all winter!" The young minister just smiled!"

Devoted Invites

Lord,
Please open the hearts of the people that are invited to desire to be closer to you and desire of how to live as you have intended us to live - w/ freedom and honoring you. Lord, thank you for all that you have given me and for the opportunity that you've given me to have people welcome in my home to learn more about you.
Amen

Juice Plus Fall Regionals

Today is July 23rd - two months away from Fall Regionals on September 20th.
And I am ready to make some goals in order to registure for regionals.

I want to have 5 of my closest family and friends eating Juice Plus by Sept 13th (one week before regionals.) This will pay for my regionals training & show my self that I can.